I am a very clumsy person (trust me, there are people I know vigorously nodding in agreement at that statement). Whether it’s¬†due to my¬†inattention, an inner ear imbalance or forces at work in the universe putting things deliberately in my path I have no idea. But I have a long and storied history of accidents that have led to bumps, bruises, broken bones and a whole host of other injuries. I’ve fallen up and down stairs, off of bikes, off a horse, off of a treadmill and through doors. I’ve hit my head, my hands, and my hips on kitchen…