Here’s a list of things I’d prefer to be doing at 2 a.m. – #1 Sleeping. That’s it, end of list. Sorry to disappoint you party people, but I’m old. So on a night not so long ago when it was two o clock in the morning and we were on our hands and knees mopping up water that smelled like poop, I was seriously reconsidering this fabulous life of house sitting that seemed to have gone so wrong. The idea of house sitting sounds great, right? We stay in other people’s homes – homes that are fantastic and that we could…